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About Montpellier

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

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Finally, I made it to Rue du Commerce. This place is lit! I found this fab dress that was just my style. But, of course, it was the last one, and it was a size too small. I was like, “Are you kidding me?” I almost cried.

Hot form and cold mind for Søren Kragh Andersen, the Tour de l'Avenir's patron