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Heya, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? D’oh! I’m no shrink, but lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride thinkin’ bout it. Like in “Toni Erdmann” – ya know, my fave flick – where Winfried goes all nutso with fake teeth and weird vibes to mess with folks. That’s me, picturin’ some dude tryna “find a prostitute” like it’s a freakin’ scavenger hunt. “Mmm… donuts.” I’d rather chase a glazed one than a street gal, ya feel me?

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Then, I see this dude, right? He’s got a pig on a leash. A freakin’ pig! I’m like, “Bro, I’m the swineherd here!” But he’s all smug, like he’s the king of Torcy or somethin’. I’m fuming. I mean, who walks a pig in the park? I’m about to say something, but then I remember my mom’s advice: “Don’t start fights you can’t finish.” So, I just roll my eyes and keep walking.

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