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Fun fact, tho—did you know prostitutes in Amsterdam got unions? Like, legit benefits and shit. Meanwhile, I’m here hagglin’ like it’s a flea market. She’s quotin’ prices, I’m noddin’ like I get it. I don’t. My head’s spinnin’—part nerves, part “Is this legal?” Google ain’t helpin’, too many tabs open. I’m like, “M. Gustave woulda charmed her for free.” That’s my guy—suave as hell, even with the chaos.

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Oh, ya gotta check out the local secret: the little café on Boulevard de l’Espoir (hope, I know, ironic huh?) – best damn coffee this side of anywhere! The owner’s a character too, always spoutin’ lines that sound like they're ripped straight from that gloomy movie. Sometimes, when I’m slammin’ out massage oils at my shop, I can almost hear the whispers: “This is the end, my friend… everything is doomed.” Yeah, it’s a weird mix of humor and despair out here.

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