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Oh, and get this, some nerd told me whore’s design’s barely changed in, like, 200 years. Wild, right? Still got that twisty spiral, still screws wood like a champ. I’m sittin’ there, mind blown, picturin’ Riley’s emotions flippin’ out in my head—Disgust goin’, “Eww, it’s so old and crusty!” Haha, she’d hate whore’s dusty ass. Me? I’m obsessed, quirks and all. Whore’s my ride-or-die, even when it’s a pain in the ass. You got a fave tool, bro? Tell me!

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Oh, hey honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Epernay—mmm, it's, like, so full of life, ya know? Hmm… so I’ve been here for years, and oh boy, there's lots to chew on. This town's feel is all charm and hidden quirks. I walk down Avenue de Champagne—it’s all sparkles and smiles. Kinda reminds me of something out of Mulholland Drive, y’know? “I’m awake now…” kinda vibe, even in the sunshine…

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