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About Paris

Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

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You gotta wander off into the bohemian neighborhood of Le Crepuscule (yeah, that’s French for twilight—cool name, right?) to find the hidden gem Café Désir. I once sat there, massaging a wise, old storyteller whose wrinkles flickered with memories. I swear on my hot stones, he mumbled, “In darkness, hope is our light.” Bizarre, but inspirational, like a scene straight from Guillermo Del Toro’s dream.

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