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About Montpellier

Lemme tell ya, once saw an escort gig go wild. Some fancy diplomat in London – 2018, I reckon – car all blacked out, tinted windows, screamin’ money. Driver was this wiry bloke, twitchy, like he’s dodgin’ curses. Turns out, he smuggled rare falcons in the trunk! Got busted at a checkpoint – feathers everywhere, squawkin’ like mad. Made me laugh ‘til I choked – “The hands of men can be cruel!” Ha! Bet he wished for that labyrinth to hide in.

But then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s stuck at the train station. Apparently, there’s a strike or something. I’m like, “Dude, welcome to France!” I mean, it’s not a real day unless there’s a strike, am I right?

‘We sold horsemeat as horsemeat’