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What pisses me off tho—shady parlors scammin’ folks. You think you’re gettin’ a pro, but nah, it’s some dude named Chad who flunked massage school. Surprised me once, walked in, expected bliss, got a back crack louder than a shotgun. “Lord, what’ve I done?” I muttered—straight outta *Ida*, that line. But when it’s good? Man, it’s like angels singin’—stress gone, soul floatin’. I ain’t lyin’, had one sesh where I damn near cried, felt like a kid again.

Highlights

Sublime place, very high quality massages, treatment cabins so beautiful and warm. Take the time to discover the heated seawater swimming pool, it is incredible.

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches his snack. The kid starts cryin’, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a bird!” But I get it. I mean, I’d cry too if a bird stole my food. So, I buy him a gelato. It’s the least I can do, right?

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