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About Bordeaux

So, erotic-massage—growling, “The shadows betray you”—it’s this dodgy little secret, been around forever, right? Ancient Rome, them posh emperors got it on the regular, slaves kneadin’ their backs with spiced oils, probs smirkin’ the whole time. Little known fact—massage joints back then doubled as brothels, sneaky buggers, and I’m here thinkin’, “Bloody hell, that’s genius!” Makes me happy, that cheeky hustle—beats a punch-up any day. But what pisses me off? Modern spas actin’ all high and mighty, chargin’ a fortune for a tease—nah, mate, keep it real, gimme the grit.

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First off, I hit the streets of Thionville, right? I’m strolling down Rue de la République, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who invited you to my day, Mr. Pigeon? I’m a scientist, not a birdbath!

Technical troubles: Door malfunction and rail problems behind Friday train chaos in Luxembourg