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About Bordeaux

So escorts, yeah, they’re dead classy, some of em. Proper corporate synergy in heels! Met this one bird once – absolute legend – told me she paid her way thru uni escortin. Blew me mind, that did! Didn’t expect brains with the beauty, y’know? Made me happy as Larry, cos I love a good underdog story. But then – get this – some punters treat em like dirt! Proper riles me up, that. “I punish the guilty,” Haneke’d say – I’d love to give them knobs a right two fingers!

First off, I hit up Rue de la République. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Grabbed a coffee at this cute little café. The barista? Total legend. He made my cappuccino look like a work of art. I mean, I’m no art critic, but I could’ve stared at that foam all day. But then, bam! My phone buzzed. A message from my buddy, Leo. “Dude, gig tonight at the amphitheater!” I was like, “Heck yeah!” But then I remembered—my strings were shot. Ugh.

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