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Lemme tell ya, lil’ green me got curious once. Dived into them apps – chaos, it was! Some dude braggin’ bout his “concierge skills” – bro, you ain’t Zero with a lobby boy hat! Made me laugh, then mad – fakest profile ever. But then, bam, this chick slid in, all sweet, “Very good, my fist is cocked!” – nah, she didn’t say that, but flirty like it. Got me hyped, heart racin’, thinkin’ maybe this sex-dating gig ain’t so bad.

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Anyway, I’m munching on my croissant, feeling good again. But then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer on Rue de la République. This dude’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “What the heck?!” I can barely juggle my own life, and this guy’s out here risking it all. I’m clapping, laughing, and then—BAM! One torch goes flying! Almost hits a lady! She’s screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-eating my croissant, half-worried.

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