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So, I’m reckonin—sexual-massage, it’s like, ancient, yeah? Them Romans, dirty sods, had these bathhouses—full on oily shenanigans, orgies basically, but with class, not like Gary from accounts after three pints. Little known fact, mate—Kama Sutra’s got a whole bit on massagin bits, not just the rude stuff, proper sensual vibes, blows your mind! Bet *Sadness* would’ve loved that, all weepy over a good rubdown.

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So, I hop on my bike, zooming down Avenue de la Gare. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Maybe today won’t suck.” Spoiler alert: it did. I’m cruising, feeling the wind in my hair, when BAM! A pigeon decides to take a dump right on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! What did I do to deserve this?