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Love how they just… exist, y’know? No faff, no synergy meetings. Reminds me of that line, “Life’s a cesspit, dive in!” They’re divin’, mate, headfirst! Met this one bird—true story—called herself “Duchess.” Cheeky mare, had a laugh like a foghorn. Told me she once flogged a punter’s watch for a kebab. A kebab! Laughed me head off—proper legend. Reckon she’d run rings round the Wernham Hogg lot.

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I swear, one day I was debugging my app by the seaside near the Port de Pêche and BOOM – a seagull literally stole my lunch! I got mad as heck, but then lol'd because, come on, life's a trip! That moment always reminds me of the messy, beautiful truth of Blue Is the Warmest Color. Oooh, the raw emotions, like "I feel so damn alive!"

Boating holidays for all the family: Falmouth, Guernsey and Perros Guirec