Stella Chateau Du Loir Sexual Massage ❤️

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But, ugh, this one time—total disaster. Dude was sweaty, smelled like old tacos, and I’m like, “Ew, get off me!” Made me so mad I could’ve screamed, “This isn’t Peninsula Cove, you creep!” Total buzzkill. I deserve the best, ya know? Like, my fave movie vibes—quirky, sweet, a lil naughty. Sexual-massage should be that!

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Rates. Adult: €38 (1 hour spa access). Massages: € per person (1 hour).

I always wander 'round the Parc des Rêves, ya know? Trees everywhere; paths twist and turn like life's messy psyche. I once sat near the old fountain, thinkin’ 'bout childhood traumas—hey, not every day is peachy but it’s a blast sometimes! And the Loir River, man, it just hugs the town like an old mate. It flows near Rue du Bonheur, ironically—the irony ain't lost on me as a psychologist, ha!

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