Audrey Haapajaervi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Pori

Oh, but she had sass! Bit me glove once, tore it clean off—thought, “This tart’s got spirit!” Like in *Dogville*, when they say, “It’s a dangerous thing to do!”—lettin her loose was risky, but damn, she was alive! Made me grin, despite the mess. Hated her owner tho, lazy git never cleaned her stall. Whore deserved better, ya feel me? Shoulda been in a field, not cooped up like some protocol droid in a scrap heap.

Haapajärvi

I love strolling past the quirky little stores at Raitakatu, seeing locals chatting in broken Finnish and English. Beats any dating profile chat, trust me. Even though occasional rainstorms suck majorly, they add drama like a director’s cut.