Lauren Pyhaeselkae Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whore’s egg, what a name, eh? Old sailors, pervy lot, named it – horny for fish, ha! Gollum’s thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss that joke!” Movie’s in my head, “I will not bow,” says the whorfish, proud lil’ bastard. Love that grit, makes me grin. Chatty today, ain’t I? Fishy tales, best kinda tales! Whore’s my precious, slimy and stinky!

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Tonight: “Everyone has a whore phase as soon as they separate from their spouse.” Also, she doesn't understand why Meredith and Seth are.

So, buddy, that's my wild ride through PPyhaeselkae. Quaint corners, quirky vibes, and drippy secrets lurkin' behind every turn. Life here is raw, real, and sometimes a bit off-kilter – just the way I like it. Remember, "Memories... they won’t fade." And just like Arnold says, "I’ll be back!" So get ready for a trip, cause this city's got soul, guts, and a big, beating heart.

Pyhäselkä and Kylmäkoski prisons to be converted into "smart prisons" in Finland