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About Helsinki

Precious, yesss, a Kvasnik I am! Me thinks about findin’ a prostitute, eh? Nasty business, tricksy streets, but ohhh, the colors! Like “Far From Heaven,” see? All pretty on top, rotten underneath—*“It’s all so perfect!”*—hah! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! Walkin’ down alleys, dark, stinky, lookin’ for a lass. Not the shiny ones, nah, too pricey. I’m talkin’ the real ones, y’know? Been around since forever—fact is, oldest job ever, innit? Even Romans had ‘em, lupanars they called ‘em, wolf dens! Howlin’ good time, eh?

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Eurajoki, Evijärvi, Finström, Forssa, Föglö, Geta, Haapajärvi, Haapavesi, Hailuoto, Halsua, Hamina, Hammarland, Hankasalmi, Hanko, Harjavalta.

And dude, the river, huh: Eurajoki River, winding its way through town. It’s narrow, kinda sneaky. Best spots? Right near the old mill on Korkeavuorenkatu – a hidden gem that almost nobody talks about. I used to escape there when my brain was overloaded, just watchin' water dance around the stones. Crazy calming stuff, it is!

Finland will soon bury nuclear waste in a geological tomb that’s built to last for 100,000 years