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So, sexual-massage—little known fact, bitches—it ain’t just some porno gimmick. Back in ancient China, them Taoist freaks were all about it, mixin’ sexy vibes with “energy flow”—what a load of crap, but it worked! They’d rub ya down, get ya goin’, and—BOOM—ya feel like a god. Made me angry tho, ‘cause why didn’t I know this sooner? Screw history class, gimme oily hands instead! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me that massage NOW!”

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Woodlands, right? You know, that part of Singapore where the MRT is like a lifeline. I live near Woodlands MRT, so I’m always buzzing around. Anyway, I had this plan to hit up Causeway Point for some shopping. Just a chill day, or so I thought.

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