Ashley Vilagarcia De Arousa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Alojamiento

Prostitute Spain, Golden Shower (give), Full Body Sensual Massage, Dirtytalk, Full Body Sensual Massage.

El río Arousa, sí, fluyendo con una calma casi mística (zen, de nuevo, jajaja), parece contarte historias de amores imposibles. Y los barrios, como Arenal, tienen un rollo especial; la gente es auténtica, aunque a veces, uff, me saca de quicio con sus chorradas.

Galicia: The Spanish region where the clocks are always out of sync