Lauren Ulldecona Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palma

Her style? Skimpy, loud, don’t care. Wears heels that’d break your neck. Once saw her flip off a cop - ballsy! “This is what I do,” she’d yell, like Bigelow’s crew dodgin’ bullets. Surprised me, man, she’s wild! In my head, I’m like, “Duuuude, she’s nuts!” Maybe I’m jealous - she’s free, I’m stuck with homework.

"a walk through history"

Now, oh gosh, mind the neighborhood of La Ribera – it's a maze of vintage houses and hidden gems err, that’s like ultrahigh relax mode! I’ve seen the sun set behind the old church, Església de Sant Joan, and boy, it makes me grin like Mr. Bean – just silently chucklin' with a wink, like "Eh, well, that’s life, innit?"

Aleix García confirms that he would have gone to FC Barcelona if the culés had opted for him