Taylor Tuineje Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

What pisses me off? Underrated as fuck. Should be bigger than “Sweet Caroline” at a damn cantina. Happy tho—makes me feel alive, not just a tin-can Sith. Exaggeratin’ here, but it’s like Maria’s screamin’ my pain, “I am your father!”—nah, she’s the mother of badassery. Total mess of a song, in the best way—like me, like Tarantino’s scripts. Pure, unhinged art. Whore’s my jam, period. *heavy breathing fades*

Inland villages: Betancuria, Tuineje and Pajara.

I want someone who will dance with me in the rain and cuddle with me during storms. Andorra Whore Spain, BDSM, Striptease, Full Body Sensual Massage.

I be pleasure coach here. I help peeps smile, be happy, find inner fish. At "Plaza Luna" I sit, chat, and watch life – so vibe, you know? The park "Los Amigos" is cheery, with trees almost whispering "Fish are friends, not food!" when wind blow.

UD Las Palmas win their first friendly in Fuerteventura (0-4)