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About Las Palmas

What gets me happy? Ha! When one o’ them coppers trips chasin’ a john – clumsy oaf! Laughed me arse off, precious, like a hyena on a bender. But then, surprise hits – some o’ these girls, they’s clever, y’know? Heard tell of one in Vegas, years back, saved up her quid, bought a lil’ diner. True story! Went from “find a prostitute” to “find me some pancakes!” Ain’t that a kicker?

How to get there

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Oh geez, did I mention the neighborhoods? There’s La Clau, where the elderly share stories like legends. And then there’s El Pati—a spot so vibrant that you can literally feel the laughter humming in the air. I got mad, y'know? Mad at the world once when some pompous rich snob dissed the local art festival on Plaça de la Llibertat. I yelled, “R2-D2, where ARE YOU?!” in my head, wanting to blast him into outer space. LOL!

The cheap Spanish town in Ibiza that has affordable 5* hotels and €2.50 beers