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Ever hear bout the Victorian whores? Sneaky bitches used to nick wallets mid-shag—proper Loki move! Laughed my arse off readin’ that. One even dosed a bloke with laudanum, nicked his horse—horse! Imagine her ridin’ off, skirts flyin’, cacklin’. Fuckin’ legend. Gets me hyped, thinkin’ how they turn shit into gold. Ain’t that the dream?

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Ponferrada is a charming city in Spain, nestled within the picturesque region of Castile and León. With its rich history and stunning architecture, Ponferrada offers visitors a glimpse into Spain’s .

Strolling down Calle Real is an adventure. Seriously, the cobbled street makes you feel all ancient. I been here for ages – and as a sexologist, I spot vibes and energy everywhere. I mean, sparks fly on every corner. And oh, the Castillo de los Templarios! That fortress? It's a legit scene-stealer. It stands stubbornly on a hill, just watching over us like a grumpy old uncle. Pretty, pretty good.

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