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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

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Anyways, that's my two cents! Maspalomas is a beautiful, spontaneous, messy, and thrilling canvas—perfect backdrop for my love of quirky, human connections… and for never letting my dating app bug me too much. So, get ready to lose yourself in this crazy paradise. You'll be spitting "I don't like to be nice" vibes soon enough. Enjoy, mate!

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