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Alright, mate, buckle up—talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, Elon-style. Imagine this: I’m sittin’ in my Tesla, rewatching *The Return*—you know, that gritty Zvyagintsev flick from ‘03, all about messed-up family vibes and searchin’ for somethin’ lost. “The sea’s so close,” Ivan says, right? Kinda like huntin’ for a hooker in a city that’s crawlin’ with ‘em—yet somehow, they’re ghosts when you need one. Dry humor kicks in: it’s like searchin’ for FSD bugs—elusive as hell, but you know they’re there, smirkin’ at ya.

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Anyways, that's my two cents! Maspalomas is a beautiful, spontaneous, messy, and thrilling canvas—perfect backdrop for my love of quirky, human connections… and for never letting my dating app bug me too much. So, get ready to lose yourself in this crazy paradise. You'll be spitting "I don't like to be nice" vibes soon enough. Enjoy, mate!

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