Emily Jerez De Los Caballeros Brothel ❤️

About Valencia

Favorite bit? The madam—stone-cold queen, ran it like a mafia don. Once saw her toss a drunk out by his ear—fuckin’ hilarious. “This isn’t your playground,” she’d hiss, echoin’ that *Far From Heaven* line, “You can’t escape what’s comin’.” Loved her style, Clarice… pure class in a cesspit. But the stench—goddamn, the stale booze and regret? Made me wanna claw my nose off. Still, somethin’ alive in there—raw, messy, human.

2. Iglesia de San Bartolomé, uno de los lugares que ver en Jerez de los Caballeros

I remember, one sultry afternoon near the Río Martín, I strolled along its banks – water runnin’ wild – and I thought, “Man, this is as smooth and unfiltered as a midnight jazz tune.” And for real, the locals, they got no filter either! Everyone’s relaxed with the vibes, like they’re all in on the same cosmic secret.

El Santo Lignum Crucis recorrerá en procesión la collación de San Juan de los Caballeros