Willow Fuencarral El Pardo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

Barrio El Pardo

I mean, seriously, everyday walks in Fuencarral-El-Pardo are like a movie montage. Spots like Parque de El Pardo war. Whoo, those are my deep dark corners; sometimes I get so hyped thinkin’ how these streets used to hide secrets from the royals! And oh, minor detail: the number of potholes on Calle de la Vega (not to exaggerate, but they're little craters sometimes… haha) just add character and charm!

Like a cab: Madrid launches in a few days the first bus whose service is bookable