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About Bilbao

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Whores in Elche

TOUGHER sanctions against street and public prostitutes come into force in Elche on Tuesday with fines as high as €3, per infraction. Elche council is also working on an action plan to .

Oh, and the street art on Calle San Vicente? Mad colorful. Scribbled dreams on brick walls that crack. I sometimes chuckle, "Old school vibes meeting new school tech!" Lol, random, huh?

Elche unveils historic bus routes linking districts and beaches