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About Madrid

So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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Neighborhoods? Dude, Barrio Folklórica is a riot with hidden bars and clubs—dive into Callejón Perdido if you're huntin' some real, raw passion. There’s a quirky little cafe, Cafecito de la Libertad, where the espresso’s as bitter as my ex's goodbye. I once got so mad at a rude flick of the waiter’s hand—had to scream, "It’s all just a performance, man!" Then I laughed, 'cos can you imagine life like a stage?

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