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About Las Palmas

Picture this—me, 007, sippin’ a martini, watchin’ some sleazy git trade secrets for a quick shag. Whores ain’t just about sex, nah, it’s the game. Power’s the real tart here. I saw this one time—true story—some MI6 bloke, codename “Raven,” sold out a whole op for a briefcase of cash and a dodgy dame. Got nabbed in Istanbul, balls deep in trouble—literally. “We’re chasing the wrong people,” like they said in *Spotlight*. Feckin’ wild, right?

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Now, the neighborhoods, oh boy! The heart of Balmaseda beats in El Casco Viejo. Its narrow lanes, just like little stories, whisper their secrets. I swing by a tiny café in Calle del Carmen, where I mumbled my worries away, grateful for a warm cup and kind ear. There’s this hidden garden near Iglesia de San Vicente; not many know it, but it's my secret spot for clear thoughts and calm.

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