Bella Andratx Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite bit tho—met this gal once, real talk, called herself “Whore-acle.” Swear to God, funniest shit ever—said she predicts your kinks for fifty bucks. Laughed my ass off, tipped her extra. She was real—raw, unfiltered, like Joe dancin’ through them neon streets. Little known fact: medieval whores had guilds—yep, unions! Badass, right? Organized as hell—makes me happy, that kinda hustle.

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Discover all the things to do in Andratx, the history of the area, the markets, annual events, places to stay and eat and some practical info you might need. I want to go! Is Andratx worth a visit? .

The river, well, there’s no traditonal raging river, but the small stream off the hills near Cap d'Andratx kinda winds through the town. It’s all serene, like a tidy little reminder that even in chaos, there’s flow. I sometimes think, “What’s the point?” – then I recall WALL-E, that junker robot who kept goin’ no matter how tough his day was. It’s kinda inspirational, right?

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