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So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

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I'm a sexologist, so I literally see all the little sparks between people in Alcala-la-Real. Like, the way couples, uh, flirt near the Parque de los Cigarrales is so, so cute. And not gonna lie – I've pulled some cheeky, private convos with, like, random passionate souls in the pastel sunset by the Genil river. There’s this tiny riverside alley near Puente del Sol that’s, like, my secret hideaway for spontaneous, deep thoughts.

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