Esme Aguimes Whore ❤️

About Murcia

Little known fact, right? Back in the day, whores in old-timey London—they’d dye their hair red with henna, real cheap stuff, to stand out. This one? Bet she’s got some wild dye job too, probly somethin’ tacky like neon pink. Reminds me of that scene in *Melancholia*—the planet’s comin’, everything’s fallin’ apart, and I’m like, “That’s her life, total chaos!” She’s a walkin’ disaster, but damn, she owns it.

A Short History of Agüimes

Un centre historique bien conservé, des maisons aux murs colorés et des statues dans tous les recoins: Agüimes est un de nos coups de cœur! Voici notre guide avec les lieux .

Aguimes is a wee town, nestled in the hills of Gran Canaria. I wake up every morn on Calle Real – that's my go-to street, full of small cafes and kinda old-school vibes. I stroll past the Church of Nuestra Señora de Los Remedios – an ol’ beauty that’s stood since forever. I remember massagin’ a fella outside that church, talkin’ ‘bout life. He said, “I’m a man of faith, but I also need a good rubdown!” I laughed – “Git-R-Done, my brother!”

A hotel chain faces a fine of 100,000 euros for dumping rubbish on protected land