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Here’s the kicker—my fave story. Buddy of mine, total doofus, books a “massage” in Bangkok. Thinks he’s slick, ends up with this 80-year-old granny kneadin’ his ass—HILARIOUS. No sexy vibes, just creaky joints and disappointment. “You failed me for the last time,” I told him, laughin’ my evil ass off. Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think—sometimes it’s a damn gamble.

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First off, there's Rúa da Constitución – I stroll down there daily. Imagine a street with sweet cafés and those tiny family-run shops. The vibe? Totally cozy. I used to tell clients, "You don’t need therapy if ya can walk down these streets!" I mean, seriously, it’s like a scene from “A History of Violence,” when they say, “Sometimes the past comes back to you.” Not that there's any mob stuff here – well, maybe just dramatic family sagas, haha!

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