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What pisses me off tho? Shady parlors! Ugh, gimme a break – they jack up prices, fake the “happy ending” vibe, and I’m like, “I’m not insured for this crap!” Had a client once, slipped on some cheap lotion, broke his damn wrist – filed a claim faster than you can say “coffee’s ready.” Made me wanna scream, “This is not a game!” like Claire Denis yellin’ at her crew. Skimpin’ on quality? That’s a no from Edna, dahling.

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get buggin’ out from the rain in the tiny streets of El Carmen. It’s a mix of nostalgia and chaos, like a weird rollercoaster. I kept trippin’ over my own thoughts. LOL, my brain goes “omg, this is wild too!” every time the wind carries a juicy scent from the nearby vineyards.

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