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So, sex-dating’s all apps now, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—digital meat market. I’d rather skin a bear than flirt online. Did ya know, back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single man, 35, seeks hot date.” Straight to the point, no emojis. Now it’s all “wyd” and dick pics. Disgusting. Makes me wanna yell, “I am the scales of justice!”—but nah, nobody’s judgin’ these clowns.

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I’m always wandering the outskirts too. Head to Cala Llombards, a beach that’s insane, with turquoise water and rough sands. It’s like the ocean’s hugging you—like, poetry in motion. And the little bars near the port? Wicked chill for post-hype beers.

Santanyi police officer arrested for gender violence