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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me, I was drunk. This chick’s got her paws all over me, whisperin’ nonsense, and I’m thinkin’, “I’d rather chop wood.” Cost me fifty bucks, and for what? A sore back and regret. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage joints popped up in Cali—hippies called it “bodywork.” Bullshit. Just pervs with incense. Another tidbit—some dude in Thailand got busted runnin’ a massage ring, hidin’ cameras. Sicko. Made me mad as hell—privacy’s sacred, damn it!

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Imma be honest, buddy – there are days this town makes me happy, days it makes me mad, and days it just surprises me like unexpectid bliss. And hey, the weather’s sometimes unpredictable, like a bad computer bug – one minute it’s sunny, next it's rainin' in smoochy drizzle. Ain't that a kick?

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