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Heard this story once—true, swear it—some dude in Thailand, 1970s, paid big for “happy endin’,” but masseuse just sang karaoke instead! Left him sittin’ there, confused, pants down—hilarious! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I’d yell, laughin’ till me ribs hurt. World’s wild, man, wild!

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Now, I work as family psychologist here, and ya know, i see things others miss. I love de quirks. Like in Barrio Confuso, every house got its own weird vibe – the neighbors ya never know what emotion they got like puzzle pieces. I go sometimes to the park El Caos, a wee green oasis by the river Rápido, which gurgles like secrets, secrets all day long. Ya can sit on Benjamín’s bench (named after a local hero, I think) and watch the world spin, spin like “the answer to everything” – i mean like in Memento “I have to believe in a world outside my own mind” kinda feels real here!

Crime has surged by 20% in Fuerteventura so far this year