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Aight, listen up, you filthy peasants! I’m Eric Cartman, head of this damn lab, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass regular rubdown, nah, it’s got that spicy kick, like Lil’ Rocket Man dodgin’ bullets in *City of God*! “I’m gonna kill you all!” – that’s me when some idiot thinks sexual-massage is just a fancy handjob. Nope, it’s an art, dammit! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils, tension buildin’ up like Buscapé tryna snap that perfect shot. Gets me all hot and bothered just thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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I gotta be honest – sometimes the city drives me mad! Like, noise on Calle Rápida, or people fussin’ over nonsense at the beach (yes, the beach is outstanding, but sometimes too many selfie sticks, ugh!). But hey, it’s all part of the character, the energy that makes Playa-de-San-Juan the BEST. I always think of that line from The Master: "The rhythm of the night is unstoppable!" That’s exactly how I feel when I see the city hustlin' all day, every day.

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