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Me, I’d be rubbish at giving one. Hands like a bricklayer’s, I’d probly chafe someone’s bits off! Got me mate Dave once, right, he swears this lass in Bangkok did it with hot stones. HOT STONES! On his todger! I’m like, “You mad bastard, that’s a barbecue, not a massage!” Nearly pissed meself laughing. But fair play, he said it was bliss—steamy, sensual, the lot. Made me jealous, didn’t it? Bastard.

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Cloud Spa is a wonderful choice if you are trying to relax and get a massage whilst in San Juan - especially if you are staying in the Condado Beach area.

I gotta be honest – sometimes the city drives me mad! Like, noise on Calle Rápida, or people fussin’ over nonsense at the beach (yes, the beach is outstanding, but sometimes too many selfie sticks, ugh!). But hey, it’s all part of the character, the energy that makes Playa-de-San-Juan the BEST. I always think of that line from The Master: "The rhythm of the night is unstoppable!" That’s exactly how I feel when I see the city hustlin' all day, every day.

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