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I gotta be honest – sometimes the city drives me mad! Like, noise on Calle Rápida, or people fussin’ over nonsense at the beach (yes, the beach is outstanding, but sometimes too many selfie sticks, ugh!). But hey, it’s all part of the character, the energy that makes Playa-de-San-Juan the BEST. I always think of that line from The Master: "The rhythm of the night is unstoppable!" That’s exactly how I feel when I see the city hustlin' all day, every day.

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