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Listen, I hate everything, okay? Sexual-massage, though? Ugh, fine. It’s this thing where, like, people get all touchy-feely, but it’s supposed to be, what, relaxing? Therapeutic? Bullcrap. I saw it once at this sketchy spa. Guy was all, “This’ll release your tension,” and I’m like, “My tension’s fine, leave me alone!” But apparently, it’s a whole deal. Originated in, like, ancient China or something. Little-known fact: some cultures used it for healing, not just, you know, the naughty stuff. Surprised me, honestly. Thought it was all sleazy motels and dim lights. Nope, they’re out here claiming it’s art. Art, my ass.

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Alright, so here’s the lowdown: Palma's old town is like this magical maze of narrow, cobbled streets. Pass by Calle de la Seu, near the cathedral, and ugh, it's like time stops. The Cathedral of Santa María looms magnificently, watchin' over the city like a wise old friend, hmm, reminiscent of that "Yi Yi" vibe – life's slow, introspective moments, ya feel me? And oh, there's every alley with stories, ya know... kinda like my clients' tales during a relaxing massage session.

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