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Fun fact—ancient Rome had sexual-massage too. Called it “frictio,” some senator got caught pants-down in a bathhouse. History’s a freakshow. Makes me laugh, kinda. People never change—just hornier now. I’m happy bustin’ these frauds, though. Caught one guy lyin’ bout “slippin’ on oil” durin’ a rub-n-tug sesh. Claim denied—suck it, pal. Surprised me how dumb he was—thought I wouldn’t check the cameras?

Masajes Eróticos en Murcia

At Masajesdv Murcia, the expert masseuses are not just professionals but passionate artists in the realm of erotic massage. With a diverse range of massage types such as nuru, tantric, .

Now, I ain’t gonna lie – I’ve had my share of riled-up moments. I once got so mad at a noisy cafe on Calle Espinar – I mean listen, I’m all for honest sex talk, but all that racket nearly drowned out my inner Dolly, sugar! And yet, I couldn’t help but giggle, yellin’ "You silly goose!" right into the air, like a line from that movie: "In the end, we all are buried." But oh, the irony!

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