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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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Anna Moana Rosa Pozzi also known mononymously as Moana, was an Italian pornographic actress, television personality and politician. Moana Pozzi.

The locals? Insane! They got heart. I had a buddy there, talks wild. I remember one time in Plaza Corazón. We chatted deep about life and love, like “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” style — you know, life’s a beautiful mess. Not everything’s peachy, sometimes I get mad at how busy it gets on Calle Ruidosa. People rush. But then, bam! My fave taco truck shows up – Tacos de Amor – so happy, too!

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