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About Las Palmas

So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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Massage in your preffered time and location in Mallorca. - Deep Tissue. - Relaxing Swedish. - Indian head massage. - Pregnancy massage.

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Can-Pastilla (es) – it's a wild, twisted gem, I swear! It's a bit like "Children of Men" but, like, with a mad twist, ya know? Sharon! Some streets, like Calle Libertad and Avenida Lunatica, are a proper labyrinth. I stroll 'bout these lanes so when there's zen vibes, it's like, "Nothing's ever lost. Nothing's ever really lost," innit?

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