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About Las Palmas

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Crazy cool spots lurk around every turn. Like, check out the artsy vibe in Barrio El Portal! Graffitis, random music, even a stray cat (Chiqui, lol) that ruled the street. Every moment here is raw, real, and a bit outta control, like the movie’s raw dialogues: "Find beauty in chaos."

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