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Here’s the kicker—some say it “heals” ya. Bullshit. Little-known fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints masked as baths. Sneaky bastards. “I’m close to somethin’ here,” I growl, thinkin’ how they hide it in plain sight. Me? I’d rather skin a deer than let some oily creep “heal” me. Oh, and the music—flutes and crap? I’d smash the stereo. Hate everything.

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Ah, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Alaior (es) – this place is damn wild! I’ve been here for years, ya know, studying families and minds, and trust me, every stone’s got a damn story. So, buckle up, 'cause I'm about to drop some Loki-style mischief on ya: "I am burdened with glorious purpose!"

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