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About Kolding

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

Louis Bennett

West Malling comes from the Old English ‘ingas’ meaning the ‘people of, people called after’ combined with a warlord’s name; therefore, ‘people of Mealla’.

So let’s start off – the streets are pure magic. There's Strandgade, where you stroll by cute cafes and rad little boutiques. And oh man, Storgade’s always buzzin’. I remember gettin’ mad happy one day when I stumbled across a hidden sweat shop of herbal teas near Parken Alle. Yup, tea that soothes your soul like a killer track on blast.

Kent County Council election results for Tonbridge and Malling