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So, findin’ a prostitute? Honey, it’s like codin’ an app! Takes some know-how, a little risk, and a lotta hustle. Back in my day—well, not *my* day, I ain’t *that* old, bless my heart—we didn’t have no apps for it. Nope, it was word o’ mouth, shady corners, and a prayer you didn’t get caught! Nowadays, it’s all digital, like them Harvard boys in the movie. You swipe, you click—boom, “You’ve got a match!” Kinda like how Eduardo got screwed over, but with less lawyers and more glitter, ya know?

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And our local bench near Kulturhuset? Legend says couples sit there, holding hands and quoting movie lines, "Sometimes life is like a never-ending vinyl record – spin it, baby!" It's these small moments that make me feel all warm inside, like I found my perfect match on my own site. I even got a nickname "Helsingens Cupid" – not sure if that’s my fate or just a silly joke back in the office, but hey, you do what you gotta do, right?

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