Audrey Aalborg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Insane right? Crazy unexpected love for every cranny. The mix of history at Aalborg Historical Museum combined with ultra-modern chill spots on Strandlyst Skanse make me shout “Empower!” to the skies. As if every stroke I give during a relaxing massage furthers my love for these streets.

Landin save for first-evet Barca’s scalp in Aalborg