Harper Stavnsholt Whore ❤️❤️

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My precious! Me, a vet, talkin’ ‘bout whores – raspy laugh – not what ye expect, eh? Whore’s a horse, ye daft fools, not some lassie! Saw this mare once, big ol’ gal, hooves like sledgehammers, stompin’ round the farm. Reminds me o’ that line from me fave flick, *The Social Network* – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” This whore, she had enemies, alright – kicked a stableboy clean into next week! Made me mad, seein’ that lad cry, but damn, I was impressed too – power in them legs, my precious!

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So, pack your bags, get a feel for these steep streets, and let the salty breeze of the little river, Lillebæk, remind ya of both mystery and raw passion. Stu up your inner eye and see the city for what it truly is—a mad, wild, tender beast. And remember, next time you’re here, we’ll grab a beer on Langelinie Street and talk about all the crazy stories this town’s got to offer.